βOh, that? Thatβs Splashley Olsen. She keeps 500 gallons out of the sewer every storm.β Mic drop.

TLDR: Rain gardens are shallow, planted basins that catch stormwater from roofs and driveways, let it soak into the ground, and filter out pollutants before they hit creeks and bays. The core idea is universalβbut the playbook shifts by coast.
East vs. West: What actually changes?
It started with a downspout tantrum. One good summer storm, and my gutters were auditioning for a water park. And it NEVER rains here! Yet, one session is enough to cause enough muddy pooling-and of course, itβs around my houseβs foundation- to make me start deep diving on TikTok. (Donβt judge. Itβs the information highway in the most valid form.)
Rain barrels, downspouts, various connections, and French drains all seem a bit over the top for me, and I also wanted something to add some curb appeal, not another tubular lump in my yard. Finding out about rain gardens, checked all my boxes, and became my summer crush.
A rain garden is, essentially, a shallow planted bowl that catches water from roofs and driveways so it can soak into the ground like nature intendedβcleaner, calmer, with fewer side quests to your local creek. (I AM NOW A MICROPLASTIC WARRIOR!)Β However, all the research did make me wonder if rain gardens would be as beneficial on both coasts where plants and rain are vastly different. Hereβs what I found:
Same concept on both coasts, but the vibe? Oh, wildly different.
Same Idea, Different Coastline Drama
East Coast:
Think frequent showers, humidity, and a yard that rarely has a dry martini moment. East Coast rain gardens host a steady stream of small to medium stormsβmore βdrip, drip, dripβ than βbiblical epic.β Plants tend to enjoy the moisture, and mulch behaves itself. Your job is to size for regular rainfall and keep things level so water spreads out politely.
West Coast:
Picture a months-long dry spell where your rain garden lives its best crunchy-gravel lifeβ¦followed by winter storms that arrive like a marching band. The West is all feast-or-famine, so the garden needs two superpowers: it must shrug off droughtΒ andΒ gracefully handle sudden downpours. Translation: sturdier overflow, tough-as-nails plants that can go from dust bowl to kiddie pool without therapy, andβif youβre in fire countryβrock or gravel near the house instead of wood mulch.
WaitβHow Much Water Are We Talking?
Grab a normal paper napkin. One inch of rain on 1,000 square feet =Β ~623 gallons.
So ifΒ 800 sq ftΒ of roof drains into your garden and you design for aΒ 1-inch storm, youβre managingΒ ~498 gallonsΒ each event. Thatβs a lot of βnot in your basementβ energy.
Rule-of-thumb sizing that actually works:
- Aim for a basinΒ 6β12 inchesΒ deep that drains withinΒ 24β48 hoursΒ (no mozzie spa days).
- Start with the garden area atΒ ~10%Β of the roof/driveway area, feeding it (or design for that 1-inch storm volume).
- Slower soils? Go wider and shallower. Faster soils? You can go a bit smaller or deeper.
Planning One Without Losing Your Weekend
1) Pick the spot like a pro.
Keep itΒ ~10 feet from the foundation, not over septic, away from big roots and utilities. A gentle slope (1β10%) is *chefβs kiss*.
2) Test the soilβs patience.
Dig a hole 8β12 inches deep, fill it with water, and time it. If it drains inΒ 24β48 hours, youβre golden. If not, try a larger footprint, amend the soil (more sandy-loam), or pick a different location. (Rainplan has some great infographics and sheets for how to conduct your own perc test.)
3) Sketch the bowl.
Level bottom. Low berm around the edge. Include a clearΒ overflow spillwayΒ that points to lawn or another safe areaβespecially out West, where atmospheric rivers like to say hi.
4) Build a better sponge.
A sandy-loam mix (often ~50β60% sand with compost) helps water sink. East: donβt be shy with compost. West: easy on the compost so plants donβt expect room service in August.
5) Plant in zones (the runway look).
- Bottom:Β species that can handle wet feet after storms.
- Side slopes:Β sturdy natives that like βsometimes damp.β
- Top/berm:Β drought-tolerant, sun-happy types.
 East Coast faves: blue flag iris, Joe-Pye weed, coneflower, switchgrass.
 West Coast icons: yarrow, Juncus patens, California fuchsia, salvia.
 Fire zones: gravel or rock mulch near structures; wood mulch farther out.
6) Connect the dots.
Extend the downspout or add a rain chain to a rock βsplash padβ that diffuses flow into the basin. The more you spread it, the less it scours.
7) Finish flat, sleep easy.
A truly level basin = even ponding = faster infiltration and fewer soggy surprise corners.

Bonus: Naming Rights
When itβs done, name your rain garden something ridiculous and dignified. Our top choices:
βSplashley Olsen.β
βSoakTok.β
βDrainoncΓ©.β
βPore Decision.β
βSoaklahoma!β(for those in Oklahoma).
Your neighbors will ask questions; youβll casually say,Β βOh, that? Thatβs Splashley Olsen. She keeps 500 gallons out of the sewer every storm.β Mic drop.
If you want, share your roof square footage, your general soil type (sand, loam, clay), and which coast youβre on. Even better and easier in all honesty, is to use Rainplanβs free tools to understand your propertyβtheΒ Virtual Site VisitΒ is a great start.
